Thursday, February 19, 2009

Pan Tran Fail

This semester, i have not been riding the pan tran like ever. with that being said of the 4 times i have rode all semester, 1 has been a big fail and 1 has been a complete "are you shitting me pan tan driver?" moment.

The first one came about on Tuesday night, i was leaving class mindin my business and decided i should call my mommy. she absolutely hates it when i am walking anywhere at night. even though i assure her everytime that shepherd is a safe campus her only response is "i dont trust anyone" so i thought i would make her happy and jump on the pan tran so i wasn't walking back alone in the dark. I literally said oh there is the pan tran hold on i need to run to catch it...and i did i ran from the corner of the 4 way to the pan tran stop infront of the student center, very quickly and got on. the pan tran driver saw me doing this and then i continued my conversation with my mommy. We are going through all the stops, and we get to west woods, where mostly everyone except for me and one old guy dont. the driver asks where we need to go and i said "hold on mom, APARTMENTS PLEASE!" and he said okay! so were driving and i continue my convo with my mom, when i start paying attention we are passing shaw and thacher, the opposite direction of the apartments and i didn't say anything to him but i was like uhh where is he taking me and my mom was like stay on the phone with me just in case lol. eventually we ended up back at gardiner, on the other side of campus, 20 feet from where we started. and i said hold on mom let me ask what just happened. our conversation:

me: "umm why are we back on this side of campus?"
him: "because i cannot leave here until 9."

(that is a lie, you are not supposed to leave the OTHER side of campus until 9, this side you leave at 8:45. i know the fucking schedule)

him: "i asked where you needed to go and you didn't say anything."
me: "umm i said i needed the apartments."
him: "well i didn't hear you."

(even if he in fact did not hear me, even though he responded, there are still TWO more stops on the route, the art center and the apartments, and you are supposed to be at the apartments right now. dumbfuck.)

him: "i can drive you there now if you want."
me: "NO. THANK YOU I WILL WALK."

i told my mom that is why i always walk because the night time pan tran driver is an idiot. his shinnanigans caused me an extra 10 minutes, for a fucking ride around campus, hey dummy, didn't ya see me running to the pan tran, why on god's green earth would i get on for a ride around campus back to my starting point????

second instance. Allie and i were going to dinner last night. again fuck the night time pan tran driver. he sucks. so were going to dinner, i have class at 7:20 and i say well lets go around 6:15 allie suggests leaving at 6 so we can take the bus and not be cold i comply. we get on there are a few other people on as well, we pass west woods and there in front of us next to the butcher center is a big bus for like the basketball team to travel on. the fucking pan tran driver STOPS the pan tran in the middle of the parking lot. opens the door, gets out doesn't say one word to any of us and proceeds to walk over to the big bus and have a conversation with the driver. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME PAN TRAN DRIVER?!?! granted i am only going to get food, but there are some people on this thing that have class. you have one job. to drive back and forth in a timely fashion. you are not supposed to stop to talk to your other bus driver friends, you do that during your break. and he didn't say sorry or anything to us when he got back on. he simply just turned on the bus shut the door and drove forward. then he didn't come at 6:45 to pick allie up, becuase he aparently takes a break at 6, but that is untrue considering he drove us over there at 6.

Moral of the story, i will not be riding the pan tran probably ever again. unless someone makes me. but i will be mad that i am on it the entire time.

random song quote: "keep up home girl don't ya quit you know the way you scream is the ultimate." - LFO "every other time"

Sunday, February 15, 2009

I don't have much to say

This weekend was valentines day. I never really liked valentines day that much, even when i had a boyfriend, because its so cliche and yeah going out to dinner and getting presents is awesome, but it takes forever to go out, when we could go out whenever, and i like presents all the time not just on valentines day. I like it when my friends give me valentines, because they aren't being forced to by the media. Now over all i had a fantastic weekend.


On Friday night we went to a very very very fun valentines day party where we drank and danced all night and had a great time. Here is a picture from that night.


we all got dressed up and we were ready to boogie down. how cute does everyone look? seriously i think we clean up nicely.
Anyways, saturday was valentines day, lilli davey and i went out to lunch/dinner i guess that is called linner, or dunch? at bob evans, where lilli accidently entered into the china city buffet not realizing the parking lots don't connect, and taking it upon herself to make them connect by driving through some grass and over a curb she probably scratched the hell out of the bottom of her car, but she wasn't to worried. After that we came home and i laid on the couch alone, and watched dirty dancing, then lilli came home she was helping out with the vagina monologues, and we watched a walk to remember, and a cinderella story. What an excellent day. I'm guessing that if i had a valentine, i wouldn't say that its stupid, but then again i think i would, because if i did have a valentine the only thing i would have wanted to do with that person was order a pizza and watch a movie on my couch, and i would have liked it if he got me some candy. I'm a very low maintenance girl.
Anyway, the weekend is over, i've done my homework, and now i sit and patiently wait for the pain stakingly long week i have ahead of me...it seems these weeks are starting to crawl by, must be senioritis kicking in. even though i really don't want to graduate, well more or less, i just want to stay in the area. alright i said i didn't have much to say so i didn't say much. happy valentines day everyone!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Food Gods Love ME!

So as i was watching the super bowl sunday night, i accidently fell asleep during the boring 3rd quarter, and woke up just in time to see the best commercial my eyes have ever laid eyes on. It started with pancakes that looked like happy faces, and then was like you need a real breakfast. Denny's is giving a free grand slam to every person in america on Tuesday February 3. My eyes lit up and i sprinted down the hallway to pass the news along to lilli who was doing her homework during that stupid quarter. Her eyes also lit up. We decided right then and there we were going. We have early class on tuesdays, but that did not stop us. Me her and Jeremy got our butts out of bed before the sun. Put on clothes and according to Jer we did not say one word to each other for 10 minutes after we woke up. the first thing spoken was whispered by lilli and she said "i'm so excited!" We showed up at Denny's shortly after 7 am and only waited about half hour. Our free breakfast was glorious. The pancakes, perfect. crispy on the outside edge, pancakey in the middle. so good. eggs, delicious, bacon, awesome, sausage drenched in syrup mmmmm. We also got coffee, obviously because we were tired.

We arrived back on campus ahead of schedule which was awesome and lilli and i got ready for class, and then went to class and proceeded to take a nap in the student center after our morning class. Good thing we had boot camp that day so we could work off our greesy denny's grand slam.

I also took another nap last night when i got back from class, and woke up and jake was telling me to come to tony's so i did, and he bought me a beer :-) thanks baby jake! Then this morning on our way to class lilli informed me of some excellent news jake relayed to her last night. SHEETZ IS GIVING AWAY FREE SANDWICHS TIL 2 TODAY!! So we got out of class, actually i also got free pizza in class how awesome. We walked to sheetz to prove that being a fat ass is okay as long as you work out as well. We looked at all the delicious sandwich's that they were giving away and this guy was behind us saying that he is going to a whole bunch of other sheetz too to get free sandwiches, we just went to the one, we got an italian something delicious of cibatta bread. I think that guy behind me wanted that one cause he felt it necessary to inform me that there was jalapeno's on it, and i said thats okay ill take them off, i took the last one, he probably wanted it. oh well, he is going to 5 other sheetz. After we got our sandwiches lilli goes can we get a donut too? and low and behold, there was a sign on the donuts saying try a free donut, we asked and made sure, and it was true. So we got a free sandwich and donut for lunch today.

It can only get better if tomorrow mcdonalds has free double cheeseburgers, or kings has a free slice. OMG i hope that happens. Anyway, that is how amazing the food gods have been for me, i hope it is working out for you all too.


Random song quote: "the more i drink, the more i drink, well i'm the worlds greatest lover and a dancing machine." - Blake Shelton "the more i drink"